I always keep an eye on the Spam folder, incase any of the regular readers comments get thrown in there, it doesn’t happen very often but Pete and Vinnie both had trouble with losing comments to spam at one point, so I do a regular check. A lot of spam is just marketing people trying to drum up business, but now and again something weird and wonderful turns up which leaves me floundering for understanding, or just makes me laugh. I’ve saved all of them from 2017 and I’m sharing them here before collecting the next lot!
Sadly I didn’t record who some of these came from..
“By dealing together, both of you can address problems of self-esteem and mutual trust. Use these circumspectly however, because they may lower blood sugar levels, that is an unhealthy effect in men whose blood sugar are properly balanced.”
I pondered this for some time, does my blog give the impression that Phil & I have low self esteem and don’t trust each other?? We were worried I can tell you! I had Phil bring home a blood sugar checking machine from work and we deduced that our self-esteem and trust must be OK as our blood sugars are fine. What a relief!
Adеlaіdа, 31, hоusеwіfе: “I did а shаllоw рееling for clеаnіng. Thе rеsult wаs vеry gооd, I lіkеd everythіng vеry muсh. Gоnе arе finе wrinkles, thе skin hаs bесоme morе еvеn. ”
Nаоmi, 37 yеars оld, dіrесtоr: “I dіd my faсe cleanіng in the sаlon – my сomplеxiоn chаnged аftеr dеlіvеry. Thе rеsult pleаsеd, but thе соst оf сleаnіng was quіtе high, оften this will nоt аllow. ”
I assume that Adelaida and Naomi have both seen the series of selfies I did during 2016 and came to the conclusion I need peeling. I am not offended (much).
“I noticed a lump under my armpit. First it was small. The pain was not felt. Now rub and increasing. My friends such do not. The other day heard that it can be severe disease. But most likely, obviously fatty lump. Found clear information about this lump. Now I’m not afraid of terrible diagnosis. Everything is clear and detail is written down to the smallest detail.
Many have problems with the armpits. There are a lot of bacteria. Later formed balls. They can be painful, but not always. It is better to know in advance about this problem. In this case there will be no fear of horror. Good, that now I understand this.”
I was very grateful to be informed about the horrors of lumpy armpits, who wouldn’t be? Of course I checked immediately on receipt of this info and can happily say mine are smooth as a baby’s bum! But I’m keeping a close eye on them.
“Ꭲhat is such a enjoyavle sρort and we had a perfect birthday Daddy.?
Lrry added. ?Can we pⅼay ?What?s the best factor аbout God?
tomorrow too?? he begged his Mommy.WE WILL.? They botһ shօutеdd they usually ran to the bedroom bickering about wwho
will ɡet too go first.”
So many questions to answer in there that I never got round to. Still trying to work out the best factor about God, and why that’s where it is in this little story. Mind officially boggled!
From Lebians Humping
“Magnificent goods from you, man. I have understand your stuff previous to and you are just too great.
I really like what you’ve acquired here, certainly like what
you are saying and the way in which you say it. You make it entertaining and
you still take care of to keep it wise.”
I kept this purely because I like the thought of Lebians Humping. I gave a fair amount of thought to what a Lebian is, maybe a small mouse-like creature, some exotic amphibian or maybe even an alien race. I went with Alien Race in the end as the Lebian who wrote it a) can write and b) thinks I’m a man, probably hasn’t been on earth that long.
From Tyson F. Gautreaux
Graves at Lanercost Priory
I used this post , Thank you
That had me excited! Where was it used, what accolades have I been given for my post?? I went to Tyson’s website and found it is a very posh arabic cosmetic clinic’s website, where you can have a tattoo, or have your bald head cured, and various other procedures, I am wondering if Adelaide and Naomi sent him. No sign of the Graves at Lanercost Priory though, my hopes of fame dashed completely.
And those are the Best of 2017, really looking forward to this year’s crop. 🤣