“Good lord, hello stranger! Haven’t seen you guys since January, where’ve you been?”
‘Spent summer in Legoland, but other than that have been really busy doing model shoots on location. I’ve been jet-setting to Bali and Fiji and the Bahamas for Vogo and Ello. Done a couple for Cosmopolito too, though they’re a bit down market for my tastes, only got to the South of France there.
“Wow Frego, well am glad you’re doing so well. I’ll have to pay to talk to you at this rate. How did you get in by the way?”
‘Through the catflap of course, Skego held it open for me.’
“Hmm, well I see you’re all packed and ready to go, what exotic location are you off to this time?
‘I’m not. I’m here for the Europe trip silly’.
“Oh good grief. Really? Isn’t it a bit beneath your station, you know we’re going by car and ferry and seeing lots of war museums and stuff. Can’t see this being your cup of tea at all.”
‘Actually yes I realise I’ll be slumming it, but I’m feeling jaded. A bit fed up of those vacuous 6 inch models tottering about in their half inch heels and talking of nothing but de-toxing and colonic irrigation.’
‘Anyway you made such a poor job of last years trip’s photo’s I thought you’d appreciate me being along to instruct you so you have some decent shots for your blog this time.’
“Thanks, I think 🙄”
‘Good that’s settled. See you Sunday morning for the off’
“Um OK, I suppose. God knows what Phil will say”
‘Bye Fraggle, I’m off now, don’t forget to get enough cat food for the journey’
“Do What?? Frego?…FREGO…..